Scribbles-n-Scrabbles
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
Harry Potter according to…
Sirius Black
- Sirius Black and the prison fun.
- Sirius Black and the prison fun.
- Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
- Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
- Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should. kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
- Sirius Black and the I am dead.
Neville Longbottom
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass
- Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.
Filch
- Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
- Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
- Filch and Nothing Significant.
- Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
- Filch and I Love Umbridge.
- Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
- Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.
Severus Snape
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
- Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.
Hedwig
- Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
- Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
- Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
- Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
- Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
- Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
- Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.
Ron Weasley
- Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
- Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
- Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
- Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
- Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
- Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
- Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger
- Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
- Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
- Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
- Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
- Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
- Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
- Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.
Cedric Diggory
- Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
- Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
- Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
- Cedric and That Time He Died.
Dumbledore
- Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
- Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
- Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
- Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
- Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
- Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
- Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.
Voldemort
- Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
- Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
- Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
- Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
- Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
- Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
- Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.
Fred and George
- Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
- Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
- Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
- Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
- Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
- Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
- Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.
Lucius Malfoy
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
ME
- Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
- Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
- Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
- Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
- Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
- Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
- Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.
Wedding Song Upgrade of the Day: The Piano Guys take on “Pachebel’s Canon in D.” Here’s their explainer:
It’s the same 8 notes over and over and over again. The good news is, it’s easy to memorize. The bad news is you don’t know when to stop. There’s a rumor floating around that says Pachelbel either died while writing it, never finishing the cello part, or that he dated a cellist and it did NOT go well. This arrangement is dedicated to all the cellists that have fallen asleep while playing this song…or at least wanted to fall asleep.
Ahem…all the bitter cello-malice aside, Pachelbel’s Canon in D (written in the 1600′s) has stood the test of time — celebrated as the most recognizable piece of classical music. We like to call it the “one-hit wonder of the 1600′s.”
things i am a fan of in general: non-traditional use of cellos; cellos; pretty much anything anyone has ever done with a cello; THIS
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Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
you right. you right.
Archer Boy
- Tony: He was a boy...
- Clint: Huh?
- Tony: She was a girl...
- Natasha: No.
- Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
- Clint: Wait a sec, I-
- Tony: He shot arrows.
- Natasha: Tony, stop-
- Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
- Natasha: STOP.
- Tony: He wanted her.
- Clint: Huh!?
- Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
- Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
